I’m starting to understand displacement!
I think I’m getting these ideas
Rhino sits, ensconced on the couch in the fuzzy blue blanket, laptop atop lap, trailing the single earbud anchored in his left ear. Staring, as ever, at the screen. Typing away.
This is the brave new world for today’s high school frosh.
I’m kind of old school, and so accordingly commence my dadsplaining.
You should write them down
if you use a pencil and paper, you’ll be more likely to retain them, they’ll stick better for the test. Why don’t you sit over at the desk so you can set up with a pencil and paper, so you can write them down.
He hesitates, and gives me a confident, if dismissive, wave.
I’ve got this, papa. I’m understanding it.
I walk out of the room with a roll of my eyes. It’s a conversation we’ve had many times and deep down, we both know I’m right
Ha.
So, naturally, being right, it is my duty to get the last words in.
I’m marking these words, we’ll see how the test goes. Definitely marking these words.
And, as I head down the stairs, almost out of earshot, I hear his reply
You should write them down
Your slice is very relatable! Although my kids are younger, they want no part in my help (do they even realize I know what I’m talking about?!). I like your last line and that you ended it there. It left me continuing to wonder. Hope the test turned out ok for your son!
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Oh, this. I could relate to absolutely everything about this post. I loved the way you used lines to convey the passing of time….and the punch line.
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Heh, heh, heh… I suspect you’ll be hearing more of that wit over the next few years. Not surprising, considering his dad.
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